I’m so sorry I didn’t get to this until now! Whoever you are, Anon, you are the most wonderful person I can possibly imagine existing. This absolutely made my day. Thank you so much!
Physicals first: Alkali is a cerulean blooded troll, same hue as Vriska. He has short hair, opaque safety goggles, and prominent snakelike fangs, which are venomous. His horns mirror the shape of his fangs, but upside down. He wears a labcoat and a slightly psychotic smirk. His symbol is three circles. He’s seven sweeps old and is kind of short and scrawny for a highblood.
Onto the other stuff: Alkali is a mad scientist with a penchant for explosives. Unfortunately, he’s kind of… impulsive. Not so much actively malicious as extremely thoughtless and kind of entitled. Uses Bombkind to strife, which is indiscriminate and tends to deliver a lot of collateral damage in the process of obliterating the intended target. His lusus is a giant Wyrm, so called for looking somewhat like a dragon but it’s smaller, has only four limbs and lacks the ability to breathe fire. Both Alkali and Wyrmdad possess venomous fangs. He got carried away building his hivetower around his lusus (mad scientist style, of course) and failed to include any exits big enough for his lusus to get out. Since it’s a tower and every part of the wall is load-bearing, his lusus is stuck in there until it falls down or he decides to knock it down. His ancestor was Viscount Blazejoy, also known as the Phlogist, a stunningly unpleasant individual even by Alternian standards. He invented a chemical weapon that made troll blood spontaneously combust, but refused to publish until he’d refined it to only effect lowbloods. Some wonderfully civic-minded and forward thinking person assassinated him before that came to pass. (If anyone wants to give the credit on that to their fantroll’s ancestor, feel free to message me. First come first served.) Alkali is at the moment unthinkingly casteist rather than actively so, which would probably disappoint his ancestor.
His quirk is to type in lowercase and replace all “f” sounds with “pH.” His fangs create a speech impediment that prevents him from properly pronouncing his “f”s.
His RP blog may be found here. All RPers welcome!
If there’s interest, I can also post the bio for my other fantroll.
Thank you so much again!
Edit: I couldn’t possibly put this up without the wonderful picture Cladomasochist drew of him. He doesn’t have his usual psychotic smirk, but then again he is in the middle of a particularly fussy distillation.