Are you lost or something?

they literally had to take this out because it was so gay

pumpkinspiceprincesssammya:

teezybird:

So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend to be really hardcore, act like they know everything, say they have mystical powers, etc.

I’m so happy this term exists.

withgreatpowercomesgreatcomics:

Ms. Marvel #40 (2009)

nowhen-but-now:

jesarux:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

roblogging for future use

The only Lifehack I’ll probably ever reblog.

whatthefoucault:

Oh Petey C, I love you already.

For those like me who can neither afford nor be arsed to leave their house on a Sunday morn to buy a copy of the Times, my good friend Blogtor Who has been kind enough to summarise the interview here. PLENTY of food for thought. Opinions?

TAG YOUR GODDAMN PORN

soyonscruels:

It wasn’t a decision that he was making, he knew. It was happening far below the areas of the brain that made decisions. It was something built in. There was no universe, anywhere, where a Sam Vimes would give in on this, because if he did then he wouldn’t be Sam Vimes any more.

&

He wanted to go home. He wanted it so much that he trembled at the thought. But if the price of that was selling good men to the night, if the price was filling those graves, if the price was not fighting with every trick he knew… then it was too high.

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodies? Your grace.’

‘I know that one,’ said Vimes. Who watches the watchmen?  Me, Mr Pessimal.’

‘Ah, but who watches you, your grace?’ said the inspector, with a brief smile.

‘I do that too. All the time,’ said Vimes.

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When people are trying to kill you, it means you’re doing something right.  It was a rule Sam had lived by.

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‘Ramkins have never run away from anything’ Sybil declared.

‘Vimeses have run like hell all the time,’ said Vimes, too diplomatic to mention the aforesaid ancestors who came home in pieces. ‘That means you fight where you want to fight.’

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‘Taking a force there now could have far-reaching consequences, Vimes!’

‘Good! You told me to drag them into the light! As far as they’re concerned, I am far-reaching consequences!’

sam ‘no, you move' vimes

shoshtakovitch:

A Discworld/GoT crossover: in which Sam Vimes basically just arrests everyone and that’s it that’s the show

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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blaperile:

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

This is simply amazing.

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

"When I was that age, I listened to my elders," Onua muttered, conveniently forgetting she had done no such thing.
Wild Magic by Tamora Pierce (via kissmylit)